Why would a one-legged man join an ass-kicking competition? He would do much better joining an ass-punching competition.

[sometimes meaning is lost on wanda because of the language barrier with english, but that doesn't really mean anything in abraxas. she knows exactly what she's doing in saying something as silly as that, taking his sense of self-deprecation into the realm of the inane.

she smiles lightly and shrugs.]

I could teach you some protection runes. You can draw them on any surface, with anything. I've been setting them around where I can, but I could do with the help.

[and, honestly, she thinks eddie would be great for the job.]