( Wow. Okay. So this is a thing that's happening, apparently.

Is it the weirdest thing to ever happen in his life? No. But it's definitely up there. Top ten in the last six months, easy.

There's a solid second where Jack considers swatting the offer back down again, but... admittedly, playing against the computer loses its luster after like forty-five minutes, and at least if Lucifer's doing this he's not doing something worse.

So. Fuck it. )

He's the one with the green hat. He's Mario's less popular younger brother. And you're holding that wrong, look, it's-

( Demonstration of proper form: check. )

I can't believe I'm teaching you about video games when there's a church, like, a mile from my house that's convinced you invented them. They made fliers and everything.