I mean, probably. People in my town would definitely try to pray away 'the devil's asthma'.
( Said with a nonchalant shrug as he bloops through the characters and settles on Princess Peach.
Because she's the best, and he came here to win. He's not putting on kid gloves for this asshole.
He will, however, give a brief rundown of the controls, because he's not a total sociopath. )
Steer with these. This one makes you go faster, this one's to brake. That's jump, and that one uses the item in your inventory. Don't fall off the map.
( And with those final sage words of advice, they're off. 3... 2... 1... go. )
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( Said with a nonchalant shrug as he bloops through the characters and settles on Princess Peach.
Because she's the best, and he came here to win. He's not putting on kid gloves for this asshole.
He will, however, give a brief rundown of the controls, because he's not a total sociopath. )
Steer with these. This one makes you go faster, this one's to brake. That's jump, and that one uses the item in your inventory. Don't fall off the map.
( And with those final sage words of advice, they're off. 3... 2... 1... go. )