Sorry for not wanting a giant corpse rotting in the desert sun while I am trying to keep a low profile!

[Deep inside, he is absolutely a bitchy baby teenager who needs like five more years to actually mature.]

It's basic politeness not to leave dead things on a doorstep.

[God, it is like dealing with the Belmont.

Alucard knows that decapitations are hard. The neck is not easy terrain to cut, and he knows his blade is sharp. He begins to dig into the flesh, swift and certain that this can be done easily.]