[Alucard breathes out, rubbing the bridge of his nose slowly.] There are bandages in the crypt if you want to cover up your awful blood and apply some pressure to the wound.

[She's a stranger and he may be a monster at the moment, but he isn't that much of an ass.]

And yes, if only because dismemberment goes faster with two. I can spread the parts out over the desert on my own from there.