[Alucard decides the best response is none at all. He lets the question hang in the air, certain that whatever answer this man comes up with will be much, much funnier than the truth.

To business then. Alucard's eyes move towards the eastern portion of the cemetery again, familiar with the terrain.]

There are fewer burials in the east, and a stone wall that if one is confident in their balance, serves as a good high ground. Given your choice of weapon, do you believe that space would be adequate?