Well, if we're doing comparisons, you're halfway to Felix when his leg is halfway falling off and I hate that I know what he sounds like in that particular scenario, so you're not winning any points here for making me extra cranky on purpose.

[ Although that petty complaint just gets a snicker from him. Before he delivers a sharp smack to Claude's backside. ] Your ass is obscene, I'm making you run twenty laps around the Inn yard when we get back. Naked. Happy?

[ Which is when he bends slightly and deposits said ass on a rock under that tree he'd been carrying him to. ]