[She gives a loud groan as she lets herself tip back - but a tree-stump, smooth with age, is there to catch her when she flops bodily back to sit down.]

It wasn't even that. They were trying so hard to be, like. Non-political. No-one actually gave a shit, though, mostly it was just people bitching and getting personally offended when we did talk about using this place to, like. Actually make a stand.