It's about now he actually takes stock of his surroundings — not just Lucifer, but the fact that he's on the deck of the ship when the last thing he remembers is settling down on his cabin bunk. More than that, he's at the railing of the ship, entirely too close for comfort.
Huh.
When did that happen?
Also, how does he get out of this super uncomfortable buddy-buddy choke-out headlock? Because it's super uncomfortable, but trying to do any weird... judo spin moves is only going to result in him embarrassing himself. He has the combat prowess of an earthworm in a tequila bottle.
"Okay, but- why?"
Seriously. Of all the people to rescue him, he'd have banked Lucifer as being the one most likely to stand there with some popcorn and watch him turn into a cartoon popsicle. What gives?
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Huh.
When did that happen?
Also, how does he get out of this super uncomfortable buddy-buddy choke-out headlock? Because it's super uncomfortable, but trying to do any weird... judo spin moves is only going to result in him embarrassing himself. He has the combat prowess of an earthworm in a tequila bottle.
"Okay, but- why?"
Seriously. Of all the people to rescue him, he'd have banked Lucifer as being the one most likely to stand there with some popcorn and watch him turn into a cartoon popsicle. What gives?