[They're gonna be old for a long time! That's lots of time to miss important people, or at least Alucard can admit that much.] You're not allowed to perish or be maimed further. Or at least, that'd be my very strong preference.

[Alucard is sure the universe will shit in his dinner for that request. It is worth saying regardless.]

--Four is a surprise. [Alucard realizes he's backed himself into a corner with this discussion. Jaskier might be entirely correct that the dhampir would be embarrassed with any of this, but now Alucard can't not ask to hear any of it. It'd leave the bard upset, and probably cause a real fight.]

I think I might not be comfortable hearing the lyrics, all things considered. But I would not be opposed to hearing the music that goes with them.