( Kyle shakes the bird in the net, and Crab Guy flaps his arms unhappily like he's the one being shaken. This may be the deepest case of fowl empathy Jack has ever seen in his entire life.

"I- it's- I'm not wasting it! It's for everybody!" Crab Bird Weirdo protests, more scandalized than a French aristocrat that just saw an ankle. )

It's for everybody to use on the birds. ( Jack corrects, reaching around him to snatch up a crab. ) And you have it backwards. Birds murdered his entire family, not the other way around. Can you, like, fuck off?

( "I most certainly can not! Somebody needs to protect these majestic creatures from bird killers like him!" )

Oh, Jesus Christ, seriously? Did you even hear me?