"Totally, it's so weird. There are a few people from normal Earth options who are nice enough, but my friends and I basically speak pop culture as a second language. It's fluent geek-ese." She appreciates the lesser amount of blood beverages here, she's not very trusting of vampires, no matter how nice they may be. As she's already pointed out, swallowing anything that shouldn't be in your body is a red flag.

(Rimshot?)

"You are one hundred percent right and when I said that, blank stares." So yeah, she completely gets what he's talking about. Imagine trying to have that conversation with multiple people and being looked at like she's crazy. Except for Erik, who kind of got the idea, but he's older. "I permanently feel like I'm in a horror movie. But an arty one, so it's more creepy whispering than slasher." Which, in her opinion, is much scarier.

"They're definitely a cult, don't believe otherwise. They kept the ashes of the woman who was eaten by the bird god on display."