[ Sam could try all he wanted to make Lloyd into a nerd, but it would never happen. He'd tear his hair out, first. He shrugs at the comment, taking another swig of his beer. ]

None'a this is real, but what the hell does that matter?

[ To that, he kind of waves a hand vaguely. ]

Eh. Things are fine now that that bitch Eponine is out of the picture. Didn't like her from the start, anyway. [ Only because he was biased from the start. Don't???? mess with his girlfriend, maybe. ]