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ABRAXAS MODS ([personal profile] abraxasmods) wrote in [community profile] abraxaslogs2022-02-17 07:49 pm

EVENT #6: PEACE ON THE HORIZON

Event #6 - EVENT INFO

Those that agree to attend the Summit will travel via portals to the designated location, which is out in the open in neutral territory. Plenty of pretty mountains and flowers. A magic field is erected over this area. Characters can only enter and exit at designated portals. It is not possible to leave this encircled area, which will also negate teleportation and portal spells. Plus, you don't want to embarrass your faction by sneaking out of bounds!

Before entering, all will be given a pin that designates what faction they belong to. This pin is not only color-coded but enchanted so that even should the appearance change, mages from any faction can identify who is who. The Summoned will be required to wear this pin at all times during the Summit.

The Summoned will be offered a comfortable tent to stay in during the 3-day Summit period! There's also a communal bath and a lounge to enjoy. A simple but tasty complimentary breakfast is provided for everyone, and additional meals can be bought from the faction booths or at the lounge. See the Neutral Section detailed below for more.

As noted, CHARACTERS MAY CHANGE FACTIONS USING THIS EVENT. To switch factions, please reply to the comment here. See the OOC post (link above) for details or questions!

The "Peace" Summit
An open plain flanked by mountains to the north and south, a large circular area has been fenced off. Large poles embedded into the earth are connected with magical rings, drooping heavy in the middle as if the ethereal chains have real weight. The area is divided into thirds, each section a mass of colorful tents and booths. In the center is a large wooden stage. All attendees must sit through this keynote speech. It's only polite.

The Prime Minister of the Free Cities begins the opening address. In formal military regalia she's the first to address the crowd, raising her arms high to command attention. She's smiling.

+ Marlo's Speech"We'd like to start by welcoming all of you. For those that don't know me, I'm Marlo Renier, Prime Minister of the Free Cities. With me are Councilwoman Winifred Bordeaux of the Solvunn Communities and Queen Ellya Gladwin of the Kingdom of Thorne. We come together today in the spirit of good will. We may be divided by borders but we're all neighbors. We all share this continent. We may not always share the same opinions or agree on everything but who does? There's one thing we do agree on though - nobody is looking to start trouble. That's about the last thing anybody needs right now. That's why we're all here today. A show of good faith, a display of trust, and hopefully the first step on a long road of diplomacy and mutual understanding. And we all expect everybody on their best behavior and to conduct themselves in the spirit of this Summit.

I'm going to turn things over to Councilwoman Bordeaux now. Thank you, and you all should come check out what the Free Cities has to offer! Councilwoman?"

Marlo steps aside for the representative of Solvunn to take center stage.

+ Winifred's Speech Winifred steps forward, nodding hear head to Marlo before turning her attention to the gathered crowd. Her own attire is modest, a dress of ivory and forest green adorned with hundreds of embroidered flowers and a velvet bodice in a deep wine red.

"Thank you, Prime Minister. Some of you are likely only to know of Solvunn due to the terrible circumstances surrounding Eifstide, for which we must humbly apologize. It was not our intention to cause such pain and happened merely by accident. While that does not take away what has occurred, we do hope that we can move forward together to create a brighter, more connected continent. All of us has something to share with each other, and it is my sincerest hope that we may learn from you, as well.

The Gods smile upon the unification of our mighty communities! May we be blessed with a friendship of longevity and prosperity!. For those of you curious as to what Solvunn can do for you, look no further than this Summit's festivities. It is my pleasure to let Queen Ellya of Thorne conclude todays formalities."
+ Queen Ellya's Speech When it's Queen Ellya's turn to speak, she addresses the crowd with hands folded. For this occassion she's worn an elaborate gown of bright blue shot through with silver that seems to shift and move through the fabric.

"Such inspiring words, truly. I can only echo the sentiments put forth before me. I hope that this Summit shows to one and all that Thorne intends no aggression toward our fellow kingdoms. Certainly, through collaborative efforts such as this, understanding can be found. Tensions can be resolved. Even between such opposite minded cultures. I am confident that these few days will be very illuminating for each and every one of you. I urge you to go forth with eyes and ears open, to ensure all that can be learned is. Enjoy yourselves. Indulge yourselves. Educate yourselves. The festivities will now commence!"

Spreading her hands towards the audience, Queen Ellya slowly steps back to her place with the others.

From here on out, the festivities commence! Characters are encouraged to freely explore each faction's section as they please - and of course, to be respectful of their neighbors. They're all friends here, after all.
Mingle & Activities
Every faction has their own setup of booths and displays that feature a variety of activities and items. Booths open in the morning and close a couple hours after sundown in the evenings. Attendants at each place will be friendly, although some may notice that while the Summoned wander more freely, there is very little intermingling among the locals of each faction. The occasional dirty look may be exchanged when no one's looking and those with keen eyes might find evidence of petty bits of vandalism.

Click to expand the sections below for a description of each area.
Thorne Section
Each booth in Thorne's section are adorned with opulent fabrics in the same blues and silvers of the Queen's dress. Magically lit lanterns are strewn on the fronts and within tents and will change colors throughout the day and over the course of the weekend. Regardless of the weather, being beneath the awnings is always pleasant as if indoors in a properly warmed and ventilated room. Nothing is left wanting. Luxury and ease through the use of magic is emphasized.

Though not calling out any who wander the aisle, any who approach a booth will be greeted with a pleasant smile. Mages are eager to show off their magicks by the use of spells, staves, wands, and magical enchantments from ancient tomes. A booth from Hayle University gives demonstrations and short lectures on the hour every hour, letting the Summoned know that with enough practice they, too, can become a Master of Magicks.

For those who came with a full coin purse, there are fine wines, expensive tapestries and fabrics, sparkling accessories and more available for purchase. If you're feeling hungry, it is highly suggested that you try the decadent and delicately dressed dishes comparable to what's served in Castle Thorne itself.

Along with magic shows, the most popular booth is that of the Pondering Orb. Form an orderly line and wait for your turn to approach the orb. All will be allotted five whole minutes to think their deepest thoughts as they lay their hands upon the orb and ponder. The little bit of tingling that you feel and the faint glow that grows the longer you touch it just means that it's working.
Free Cities Section
The Free Cities area can be heard from nearly all the other sections, alive with sound and activity. There's a state of carefully balanced chaos between the different booths and lanterns are connected by long wires, powered by generators placed proudly out in front - in almost direct competition to the magical light show that Thorne has been putting on. It's just a bit of friendly rivalry, of course. There's nothing wrong with having such a strong reliance on magic, even if it seems rather outdated.

Attendants are eager to show off all their grand innovations, including meals in a can (main course and dessert all in one dubious goop can!) and a small variety of old-style guns. They are the only faction displaying these weapons. In addition, they'll talk about the impressive level of productivity their workers provide in the name of progress. Naturally, no one is forced to work overtime. It's only that their people are so dedicated to their work, even a common factory worker will go out of their way to help science and innovation. The Summoned are encouraged to consider joining a nation with such a high level of ambition, and there's always room for everyone in their powerful military.

To commemorate the event, those participating can stamp their bronze with a fancy gear pattern. It takes about fifteen seconds to press and renders the bronze worthless to spend, but what's more valuable than a souvenir? There is a sign that says No refunds if you aren't happy with the result, although if the machine happens to swallow your coin, you will be given a new bronze to stamp free of charge. Isn't that generous?
Solvunn Section
Solvunn's booths are covered with handmade tablecloths in various styles - quilted, patchwork, crochet, and intricate embroidery. Enchanted candles of all shapes and sizes float and illuminate the area, some changing color as the day goes on. When the sun sets, all the candles take on a shade that imitates moonlight.

Those who are running booths will call out to anyone who approaches, ushering them to the booths in order to ply them with friendly conversation and small samples of their wares. For the right price, there are specialty honeys, cheeses, candies, and all other manner of goat-based products. A few booths also have goat's milk soaps, lotions, and candles. Ask a Solvunnite about what good a goat is and they'll tell you everything. The mages are equally more than happy to show off their mastery, though not just in flashy elemental magic. Mages fond of divination, tealeaf readings, and interpreting tarot will offer one-on-one demonstrations, especially if you've some coin to spare.

This year, Solvunn has decided to extend its Spring Equinox celebration to the other Abraxans at the Summit! Everyone is encouraged to join in the festivities as now is the time for observing the balance of day and night. This celebration is devoted to new life - new community members, additions to their flocks, and the bringing of goodwill for the year's crops. A maypole is erected at the center of the celebration and if it stays upright until the following festival, it's taken as a sign that the community's harvest will be bountiful.

Additionally, the shrine of Lyfbringr has been erected with paintings and several small statues depicting an androgynous god that appears as an amalgamation of man, flora, and fauna. The shrine is enclosed in a tent that is half bright cheery colors and darker monochromatic shades.

Representatives of Solvunn stand by to weave colorful ribbons or rings of flowers into people's hair or tie small bells onto their wrists. There are many baby goats frolicking in a temporary paddock that guests are free to mill about in. The Summoned are invited to consider a life among a peaceful neighborly commune where help and friendship are right at your doorstep!
Neutral Section
This area is meant for everyone to mingle, but the Summoned will find they're mostly the only ones here as the locals prefer to stay within their factions. It's lightly decorated with no particular colors or emblems of any one faction. Ample ambient lighting gives the place a warm glow once the sun goes down. Wooden benches are placed sporadically between the different designated areas, making sure that no one has to go far to find a place to rest their feet.

The Lounge Tavern is open at noon for 2 hours for lunch, and then again at sunset in the evenings, where anyone can come to have a drink or a meal. Beneath the protection of a large, open air tent, seating is provided in the form of more wooden benches and long shared tables, as well as a few stools. Vintages, ales, and meads from each of the factions are available to enjoy. A few recreational activities are available, as well, such as darts and dice games. The tables and seats are placed close together, to encourage mingling and talk among each other. Though the bar is staffed by NPC volunteers, all are expected to bus their own tables when they leave.

The Sleeping Tents are where the Summoned will return to for the night to sleep. Each tent has large number of pillows, throws, and a few large mats that can be arranged as desired for optimal comfort. The ground itself is lined in animal pelts, mostly sheep and goat, making it soft and inviting. They are indeed shared, but there's plenty of room for everyone. Each tent can fit about 8-10 people - or more, if you cozy up.

The Communal Baths open in both the evenings and in the mornings for a few hours each, which is effectively an open bathhouse pool. The pool is dug into the ground itself and lined with special tile manufactured from the Free Cities, hailed for its ability to hold water without the use of special sealant. The waters are magically warmed to the ideal temperature using enchanted stones from Thorne that create a natural border around the edges, and soap (made of goat's milk, courtesy of Solvunn) and towels are provided. Here, those attending can bathe as well as use it as a mingle.


Summit Events
Meant to be a "collaboration" between the factions, the Summit also offers activities that take place on the main stage where the speeches were initially given.
Raffle
The Summoned will be provided a single courtesy raffle ticket, which they can use to enter the raffle contest. Additional tickets will cost an extra 5 bronze coins. To enter the raffle contest, fill out the comment here and we will RNG your prizes!

Regardless of luck, all those who enter will receive all 3 (one of each) of the following consolation prizes:

  • Inkless Quill: Provided by Thorne, this is a magical quill that never runs out of ink...sort of. It'll work for about a month of heavy use before it runs out of juice. The Thorne sigil will automatically watermark any pages that this quill is used to write on.
  • Tote Bag & Charm: Provided by Solvunn, this soft woven tote bag comes with a small handmade charm depicting a sigil of one of the old gods. If asked what the god or sigil means, the only answer is that you will know when your time comes.
  • Glow Ring: Provided by the Free Cities, this ring will adjust to fit any finger size. It comes with a round orb instead of a jewel that can light up on command and act as a powerful torch or flashlight. Very powerful. People have gone blind by looking directly into it for too long.
An Escaped Creature
On the second day of the event, rumor has it a small creature has gone loose! The offender in question is this little fellow, who is the size of a small poodle. The Summoned are asked to help find and catch him, if at all possible. He's noted to be harmless if mischievous, but all those in the area are warned to be careful for if he's startled, the animal will eject a magical plume from his quills that can cause one of the following temporary effects: excessive sneezing, a change in hair color, glitter bombed, or to emit a constant glowing aura.

No one knows where he came from or who brought him, but ask any of the faction attendants and they'll be liable to start pointing fingers at the other side. Nonetheless, all those who make an effort to help catch him will be thanked and available mages may attempt to help with the side effects.

If you want your character to make a real attempt at catching him, reply to the comment here by Feb 20th and we'll RNG who eventually catches him. If your character fails, however, they must take one of its side effects for the rest of the day. The choice as to which one is yours! The winner will be rewarded with a token bottle of wine for their troubles or a very fancy dessert if they don't drink.
princessvegas: (085. like my mom and dad made me)

[personal profile] princessvegas 2022-02-27 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Comfort is one thing, but honestly, you tend to look like you'd be happiest livin' in a fuckin' Snuggie for the rest of your life. Y'know, one thing I did back home, before you got to Vegas, was I went and picked out most of your new clothes, so you would have stuff when you got to us. I mean, Flagg had some requests, I guess to make you happy or somethin'? But like, as much white as I could find, flowy dresses and skirts, stuff like that. [ This was also complicated by the fact that it all apparently needed to be suitable as maternity wear, but Julie does not add the fact that she knew that. But Flagg picked tasks for his minions fairly well, and he had the perfect person to send out, so he did. ] I can help, if you want.

[ Julie turns slightly in the water, leans back against the wall. It all seems so distant now, a lifetime away, though it hasn't even been a year. What she wouldn't give to be back in one of those stores, picking out sparkly clothes and sky high heels. ]

Besides, we're gonna have to get more new clothes sooner rather than later, 'specially you. Even if you had more than one outfit, it's still from Thorne. Looks like 'em.
nadine_he_loves: (confused concern)

[personal profile] nadine_he_loves 2022-02-28 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Who wouldn't want to live in a Snuggie?

[That seems about the height of comfort to Nadine. But she does see Julie's point. And has to admit that the other woman is clearly more fashion knowledgeable than she is. Nadine's not even sure where to start looking to get new clothes.]

But I'll take you up on that. I do like white and flowing. At least my Thorne stuff is pretty simple and generic. That should be fine, for a little while. I need to find a job and save up....hmmm.

[She purses her lips in thought. Things tend to look a bit different through the lens of a bit of alcohol. It would be nice to have more than two or three things to wear, and more suited to the desert. It would be nice to have lots of things, but they weren't necessities. Clothes for the warm climate...arguably a necessity.]

Okay, there is another option. I wasn't going to...Jaskier offered to help take care of me. Financially. I turned him down, but...would that be really shitty of me? To accept that?

[Part of her knows that Julie may not be the best unbiased source to bring this to, but maybe that's why she's asking. It's sometimes easier to let someone else justify a thing.]
princessvegas: (005. turned dreams into an empire)

[personal profile] princessvegas 2022-02-28 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
People who wanna get laid, for one.

[ SNUGGIES ARE NOT CLOTHING, NADINE.

Julie almost chokes around a mouthful of wine. Not in surprise that Jaskier offered, but that Nadine was both dumb enough to turn it down and then tell Julie that. Because one thing that no woman should ever, ever say to Julie Lawry is that they didn't take a man's money.

And no matter how much Julie loves Jaskier (it's a lot), she will always land on the side of a woman getting what she wants.

She gently sets the bottle back down and then turns all the way to face Nadine. ]


Honey, I say this with all the love and care in the world for Jaskier, but you should absolutely let him buy you anythin' your little heart desires. Trust me, you can pay him back tenfold in one good night, maybe two. He will thank you for the privilege and ask how much more it'd cost to do it again. You know it's like a whole thing? Even beyond sugar daddy stuff. Before Trips, there were women makin' six figures just demandin' money from men and humiliatin' 'em in exchange. Financial dommes. They wouldn't even have to ever have sex with these guys, and they'd get hundreds of dollars a day, trips all over the world, anythin' they wanted.

[ The admiration in her eyes makes it very clear that this was definitely a dream of hers before the world ended. ]
nadine_he_loves: (smile)

[personal profile] nadine_he_loves 2022-02-28 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Nadine reaches for the bottle for another drink, listening carefully to what Julie's saying. Because she knows Julie does care about Jaskier, so her opinion does hold a personal sort of weight here. It almost sounds like something sleazy...almost.

The term 'financial domme' is a new one to her, but she's not so sheltered as to not know in general what a dominatrix is. Or what they do. And it's a very good point that's being made, and a relevant one.

She's been drinking, and in current company her filter is more lax than it would normally be. Julie's someone she trusts.]


He does like to be ordered around in bed.
princessvegas: (012. at all)

[personal profile] princessvegas 2022-02-28 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ If she had to continue justifying her Jane Jetson-style "take the whole wallet" approach, she would also point out that they just risked their lives to live closer to these people, and helping them purchase climate appropriate clothing is really the least they can do, but Nadine doesn't seem to need more convincing. This pleases Julie.

Wrinkling her nose a little, Julie giggles and claps with delight as she shifts, tucking one foot underneath herself to more cozily watch Nadine. Julie has the advantage of barely even being buzzed, while she knows that Nadine has nowhere near the same tolerance, so this should be fun. ]


That doesn't surprise me. It's more shockin' that you like bossin' him. It's always the quiet ones, though.
nadine_he_loves: (smiling pre vegas)

[personal profile] nadine_he_loves 2022-02-28 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
I....like the control.

[Explicit, legitimate control. Being able to have that is one of the reasons she's kept sleeping with Jaskier.]

And he likes giving it to me, so it works out. He finds the teacher voice very sexy.

[Normally, Nadine keeps her private life very private. Julie's the only person who even knows she's slept with Jaskier more than the once - not that hardly anyone knows she's slept with him in the first place. But she's had more wine than she normally does and it's...kind of nice, to be able to talk about this stuff.]

It's not like we've done anything extreme. Just...permission games, that kind of thing.
princessvegas: (050. maybe i should quit)

[personal profile] princessvegas 2022-02-28 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ Julie takes the bottle back with another hiss of laughter, and the swig she pulls is a long one. She actually feels a little giddy over hearing Miss Priss admit to these things, and there's relish to the thought that she'll be kicking herself when she's sober.

She loves Nadine, but funny is funny. ]


Oh my god, Nadine! I totally have a sexy teacher costume in the Horizon, you shoulda told me before! It's not as much use now, but maybe y'all can have a date in Thomas Kinkade town. Too bad he tore up his vineyard, right?
nadine_he_loves: (sheer joy)

[personal profile] nadine_he_loves 2022-02-28 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Nadine sputters at that, giving Julie a bemused look.]

Julie I'm literally a teacher. And Jaskier obviously thinks I'm sexy. I don't need a costume. But you're right, I never did get to see his vineyard. He brought me personalized wine, though, in a bottle that never empties. That was the first time he showed up on my lawn.

[And she...hadn't been the friendliest, but she hadn't sent him away. And that had been the real beginning, when they first knew each other properly as people.]

The next time he showed up, he medieval Say Anything'd me. Straight up serenaded me outside of my house. I was with an actual rock star and he never serenaded me.

[A pause and a small flush of pink rising in her cheeks.]

That was when I slept with him again. Ugh, he's really good at it. I know I don't have a wide range for comparison but...it's really good.

[Nadine will certainly be kicking herself later for how much she's said, but at least it's to Julie. If there's anyone she'd actually share any of this with, it's Julie. Hell, she probably owes her the details, considering Julie was instrumental in all of this.]
princessvegas: (098. sweat dripping down your chest)

[personal profile] princessvegas 2022-02-28 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
That's not the point of the costume. Look, if you got hired to play a teacher on TV, you'd go through wardrobe, right? Even though you're already a teacher? The point is to play. Like, for the love of god, please tell me you at least manifested some sexy lingerie or somethin'.

[ The way Julie rolls her eyes and sighs is deliberately comical, over the top. Still, she can't keep the grin off her face, leaning her head in her palm on the ledge. She doesn't know that she's ever seen Nadine quite like this before. ]

Well, c'mon girl, if you got tea, you gotta spill it. Don't keep me on the edge of my seat.
nadine_he_loves: (smiling pre vegas)

[personal profile] nadine_he_loves 2022-02-28 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh that's a big benefit of sleeping with someone from basically ren faire times. He'd never seen a bra before, it's all fancy and exotic to him. So are zippers.

[No, Nadine has not bothered with fancy lingerie yet. Considering Jaskier's perplexity when faced with a bra clasp, she can't imagine how he'd do with anything elaborate. But considering even when he comes to visit, she doesn't bother with anything nicer than her usual sweater and jeans or a long skirt combo...if it does continue, maybe she should try to put a little effort in.]

I think you know me well enough to know I'm not a lingerie person. I don't think about that stuff. Why would I? Harold didn't care, it was enough that he had a real live woman who'd touch him. Flagg...whenever we were together in whatever dreamscape he came to me in, I was always in a fancy version of the nightgowns I wear. His choice, not mine.

[Looking back, she thinks he liked the innocent aspect.

Then she blushes again, laughing a little in deflection. What should she even say? It's not the first time Julie's asked for specifics, but the last time she hadn't been in any state of mind to want to share them. This evening's a bit different.]


I don't know what sort of details you want...He's just really good. He knows what he's doing in the bedroom. Or barn. Or wherever...And he always lets me be on top, and I like that. He says really nice things, too. Oh...did you know how seriously ripped he is? Like underwear model ripped.
princessvegas: (114. but you know what they say about me)

[personal profile] princessvegas 2022-02-28 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Ugh, don't get me started on the zipper thing. [ Julie has opinions about the apparent mystery of zippers to the old-timey people. She just doesn't see how it's any more complicated than laces or a billion buttons. ] But no, you're missin' the point. Lingerie ain't for him, it's for you. Nadine, have you ever even worn real lingerie, like fancy lacy stuff that matches? Or some totally impractical little teddy or anythin'?

[ She pauses to take another drink, her hand still in the air for gesturing. It really does mystify her how Nadine managed to live this long without even base knowledge of actually being a woman. ]

It doesn't even have to be about sex. Good lingerie makes you feel like a bad bitch. It's about confidence. Even when no one else knows, you know that you are wearin' somethin' so hot that you can melt a popsicle by lookin' at it, and that changes the way you walk, the way you talk, everythin'. And when he does know, oh. They stop thinkin'. You're the only thing in their mind.

[ Julie thought that every woman knew this, that it was just basic existence type stuff. What did Nadine think lingerie was for? Hadn't she ever walked by a Victoria's Secret and seen something in the window, heard the voice in her head saying You should wear that?

All Julie can do is wave her hand a little as she takes another sip. ]


We'll take care of that later. I gotcha. [ She gasps, eyes wide and nods. ] Yeah, right? I saw him in that getup he brought to perform in, I was like, whoa. I can't even figure out how that happened. They don't got exercise equipment, and Jaskier ain't exactly a hard labor type. [ She cackles a little. ] Y'all fucked in a barn? Nadine Cross, you dirty birdie.
nadine_he_loves: (smile)

[personal profile] nadine_he_loves 2022-02-28 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, yeah. Yes, I've worn cute matching stuff. It's not like I've been going around in a sports bra and granny undies or anything. There's been...some silk and lace.

[At last Nadine can finally answer 'yes' to something. Maybe there haven't been any teddies or fur edged anything, but she's at least worn nice looking, matching bra and panties sets. She even owned a black bra. But it isn't anything she's given any real thought to, in her recent encounters. It's not like they were planned.

Like the barn.]


Yeah...yeah, we did. No, it was...honestly it was pretty romantic. It was snowing, we went up to the loft and there were lanterns and blankets...we didn't plan it, we were walking and talking about some heavy stuff, but he just...he said something really sweet, and he was so earnest about it. I just really, really wanted him all of a sudden. The barn was right there...

[Her voice lowers to a whisper as she edges closer to Julie, feeling emboldened by her friend's reactions and the wine. This is bonding, right? And anyway, Jaskier probably wouldn't mind her sharing.]

I had him...strip for me.
princessvegas: (101. cold shower)

[personal profile] princessvegas 2022-02-28 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Good. Now you switch from cute to hot. Real good brands, like Agent Provocateur or La Perla. Ooh, next time I go to the Horizon, I'll leave you some stuff.

[ She is not asking for permission, she is just informing Nadine of what will be. Julie loves playing dress-up with other people. They are never the ones allowed to pick what she wears.

There is a moment where Julie almost sighs, because honestly that does sound really pretty and romantic, and then Nadine whispers and she can't help but break into giggles. ]


Tell me that he knows some medieval Magic Mike routine, please god.
nadine_he_loves: (sheer joy)

[personal profile] nadine_he_loves 2022-03-01 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
I will trust your judgement when it comes to underwear.

[Again this seems like an area where Julie is the expert. She's a woman who is comfortable in her sexuality and sex appeal. Which she should be, she's a beautiful woman. Nadine's not one to pry into other people's personal lives, but she's sure that Julie essentially has her pick of partners.]

Oh he is not shy about putting on a show. At all. I mean it wasn't like a modern strip show or anything, not really, but...he did do that thing where he laid down on his back and thrust his hips up while he was sliding out of his pants. Doesn't wear anything under them, by the way.
princessvegas: (015. raised on biggie and nirvana)

[personal profile] princessvegas 2022-03-01 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ Julie laughs so hard that she almost doubles over, her nose brushing the surface of the water. Oh, she is going to make use of all of this info at some point. Jaskier has no idea.

She has to actually wipe a tear away. ]


I mean, it's probably for the best. Can you imagine how much of a mood-killer that men's underwear from his time probably is? I once made a guy leave because he was wearin' tighty-whities. [ Julie offers over the bottle, which is down to the last quarter of its contents. ] Okay, I need to know for my track record -- size. Good, bad, meh? Let me know if my rep just tanked.
nadine_he_loves: (smile)

[personal profile] nadine_he_loves 2022-03-01 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Nadine covers her mouth with her hand, trying to contain her laughter. God she could only imagine how weird old timey men's underwear probably was...

She takes the offered bottle, but she's still laughing, and it doesn't stop when Julie asks her next question. How did they even end up talking about all this? She can't remember. Clearing her throat, she holds up a finger in a 'just a minute' gesture. She gets herself under control and takes another long swig of wine before answering.]


Mmm. Your reputation remains unharmed, it's good. He is...a very healthy man. I, uh, I really do have to thank you.
princessvegas: (071. i'm a twit)

[personal profile] princessvegas 2022-03-01 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Trying to catch her breath, Julie pumps her arm as if in victory, although she snorts again at the word healthy. Ohhhh, she is going to use that to tease Jaskier mercilessly, and he will never understand. ]

You don't gotta thank me. Look, if we're all gonna be stuck in this world together, I'm happy to make sure we're havin' a good time. Plus, shouldn't no one be missin' out on good dick when they don't hafta.