[open] march catchall

[techmaturgy]

Who: Viktor and special guests and YOU
When: throughout March
Where: Cadens, the Horizon
What: open stuff, closed stuff, general nerdery, horizon visits, whatever I WANT
Warnings: the usual references to terminal illness, will list additional warnings as needed.

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[techmaturgy]

I'd like to see it.

[If only to get some concrete specs, of course. Viktor sets the pace, though if she ends up ahead of him he won't mind, as long as they stay within talking distance. Soon enough, he leads them down a side street, towards the entrance--a small building, nothing special, but good enough for his purposes, especially given the additional work he can do in the Horizon. He digs around in his pocket for keys.]

Well, with any luck we'll be able to lessen the threat--or at least make you a little more impervious to the scorpions.

[wiedzminka]

[ She might be a little feral, but she's not entirely without manners; Ciri keeps apace, even if he has to walk a bit slow. The man's clearly not in the best physical condition.

She is already trying to peer curiously over his shoulder as soon as he unlocks the door. ]

Perfect. That's precisely what I'm after. Well-- the scorpions are rarely a problem, but just as an example. They are apparently quite useful in a lot of alchemical mixtures and thankfully abundant, so they make me easy money. I'll bring you some next time.

[ Who doesn't love free scorpion corpses? ]

[techmaturgy]

[Actually, Viktor would probably be into some free scorpion corpses.

He pushes the door open, holding it for her momentarily as he makes his way inside. The space is modest, but seems to be suitable enough for his purposes, which are mostly theoretical at this point. There are notes everywhere, and a blackboard scrawled with equations, but it looks like there's been some tinkering going on as well--equipment for various projects strewn across the tables.]

I'm not exactly a chemist, but I know enough. [Also it helps that the technology here is archaic.] With an adequate sample, I'm sure I can work something out. Coffee?

[He is, generally, a rumpled, exhausted individual, but he knows how to host.]

[wiedzminka]

You'll have to give me a better idea of the sorts of supplies you'll need procured.

[ Luckily, her skillset allows for versatility. Small and big monsters! Skins and venoms and bones, you name it!

She brightens instantly at the mention of coffee. Now that is an excellent new concept Cadens introduced to her -- alongside chocolate -- and the novelty hasn't worn off for her yet. ]

Ooh, yes! You like coffee?

[techmaturgy]

Oh, yes. I made a list.

[It is a lot of varying monster parts--mostly samples, so that he can analyze them to study their properties and find ways to counteract them, or even fortify preexisting equipment. Viktor takes a moment to lean over said list, scrawling a few more things there, in light of her more specific requests. He slides it over for her to take a look at, and to raise any objections if she has them.

Then, very seriously, as he bends to light the burner--]

I love coffee.

[He loves it because it lets him stay awake longer.]

[wiedzminka]

A well-organized man. I appreciate that.

[ Difficult to tell if she's teasing him, by the smirk. It's not unkind, though. In fact, she looks excited to take the list and give it a once-over.

As for the coffee-- ]

I'd never had it before coming here. Thought it was medicine, at first. But you can sweeten it and add milk. Did you know? Julie showed me. Actually, she showed me a version in the Horizon that was all... icy. Like snow texture, almost. With whipped cream on top.

[techmaturgy]

[He offers a shrug and a little gesture that says of course, because he has to be. There's a lot going on in here, and though much of it may be inscrutable to the outside observer, there's still a system at play.

Any business, however, seems to be momentarily forgotten in favor of what is obviously a much more important discussion. He laughs a little, apparently finding this endearing.]

I'm aware, yes. [Just wait like five minutes. He will show her a truly obscene amount of sugar, probably.] Seems like that's the kind of thing that would take off here. [Frozen coffee? In the desert? Sounds awesome.] Have you ever thought about a career change?

[wiedzminka]

You're the inventor! [ Or whatever he is. Artificer? Armorer with side gigs? Ciri laughs. ]

I bet Julie can tell you how the cold coffee is made where she's from. [ Does he know Julie? She will introduce him to Julie. ] It's the consistency of ice slush. But it has coffee, milk and... sugar, I assume. It was sweet.

They've already invented ice boxes here. [ A marvel, truly. ] So keeping it cold would be possible.

[ c'mon viktor please start a starbucks. she'll invest!! ]

[techmaturgy]

Yes, an inventor, not a...caffeine purveyor!

[Does this man look like he knows how to run a coffee establishment? He does not. However, now the problem of how to make frozen coffee is percolating (haha) in his head. In principle, not difficult. In execution, well. Probably there will be a few things to work out.]

It sounds like coffee blended with ice. The trick is getting the ice to the right consistency. Something that could do it uniformly, so the results are the same every time.

[A blender. He knows what he is describing is a blender.]

[wiedzminka]

[ Ciri just laughs at his incredulity. Neither of them are caffeine purveyors -- that's precisely why it's funny, my guy.

He's taking this a lot more seriously than expected. It's... endearing. ]

I'm still impressed they have machines that can keep ice from melting. Without spellwork, even. In the desert.

[techmaturgy]

[Considering that Cadens is still somewhat archaic to him, the mention that an icebox is impressive gets Ciri a raise of an eyebrow. He knows by now that the Summoned come from all kinds of worlds with varying levels of technology. He's lucky that everything here in Cadens is at least somewaht familiar--he can't imagine being from a spacefaring society and taking such a step backwards.]

Yes, well. That's the power of technology, I suppose. Keeps all your drinks cold, even in the desert.

[wiedzminka]

[ There it is: the perfect slogan. Maybe he should sell coolers too.

Ciri nods in agreement, actually curious to hear more. She's not as familiar with technology, despite her travels, but she has to admit Cadens has introduced her to a lot of conveniences -- and this time, she plans to stick around to actually enjoy them.

Which means that, yes, she does have a lot of questions about how a blender works. ]