[Jaskier shouts right as Sephiroth decides to -- oh, there he goes. He's just hopping right off the bloody roof and it's fine. See? Viktor had no reason to worry --
Wait. He sort of did send the birds up there for bait. But not for the cat. Which he finds very rude, actually. Still, he doesn't dissipate the magic birds quite yet, if only to retain the distraction. If they don't capture this bloody pigeon, this will be very humiliating for -- well, at least for Geralt.
Who appears quite in time, and though Jaskier's not quite aware he's made himself visible on purpose, he's happy enough to see him now. He doesn't even bat an eye at Geralt taking a blackberry.
He brought them for everyone. Technically.] Was I the only one unaware our new military friend could simply, I don't know, take a fall from a few stories high? Is that a normal thing? That feels not normal.
[But maybe everyone is a quarter human or whatever. It seems to happen more often than not.]
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[Jaskier shouts right as Sephiroth decides to -- oh, there he goes. He's just hopping right off the bloody roof and it's fine. See? Viktor had no reason to worry --
Wait. He sort of did send the birds up there for bait. But not for the cat. Which he finds very rude, actually. Still, he doesn't dissipate the magic birds quite yet, if only to retain the distraction. If they don't capture this bloody pigeon, this will be very humiliating for -- well, at least for Geralt.
Who appears quite in time, and though Jaskier's not quite aware he's made himself visible on purpose, he's happy enough to see him now. He doesn't even bat an eye at Geralt taking a blackberry.
He brought them for everyone. Technically.] Was I the only one unaware our new military friend could simply, I don't know, take a fall from a few stories high? Is that a normal thing? That feels not normal.
[But maybe everyone is a quarter human or whatever. It seems to happen more often than not.]