š”„ythlodaeus. ([personal profile] lackingtalent) wrote in [community profile] abraxaslogs2022-05-15 07:34 pm

open; may catchall

Who: Hythlodaeus and you.
When: May
Where: Solvunn
What: Hythlodaeus is roped into childminding. He's not half as terrible at it as he thinks he would be. Bonus content: Farm investigations, drunken lamb day to day, and a cooking lesson.
Warnings: none, probably!

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[personal profile] vengeanceinside 2022-05-25 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
[It's not often Nero's got enough time to hang out in the middle of town. Between work on the Gardsbruk Farm -- sheep need shearing, or washing, or feeding, or the butter's gotta be churned, the animals milked, shit scraped out of pens -- and his volunteering to watch over the settlement's kids when they need it, free time's rarer than it was when he had opened his own branch of Devil May Cry.

Who knew farms had so much damn work put into them?

But between hauling the wheelbarrow into town to grab a new bushel of hay, he pauses, ears perked, for the guy looking over the kids today. Huh. He only means to listen out of curiousity of what could have the kids looking so enraptured, but he ends up staying til the end. He sets the barrow down, leaning against it.

Not bad. Not bad at all. He's got a nice voice, hooks to keep the kids's interest. But it's heavy. Plenty of stories are, but --]


New to it, huh? Well, kids are kids. Keep 'em entertained and it's easy enough. [Said to put it real simply, but when it came down to it, it's the truth. A few of the kids were now getting up to flap their arms like wings, arguing over who would be the jade bird.] Hell of a story to tell them, though. "Until the world ended?" Usually you don't wanna finish them on such a downer.
Edited 2022-05-25 07:22 (UTC)
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[personal profile] vengeanceinside 2022-05-31 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Nero catches on pretty quickly that he's being assessed, and though his shoulders square up a little -- in preparation, if anything -- he doesn't say anything about it. No need to pick at him over nothing in the middle of town.

He's totally relaxed.]


Yeah, you think you're in the safe zone now. Just check them next time an eclipse rolls around and then they've totally convinced themselves the world's ending between dinner and bedtime.

[Hell, one time Kyle told Kyrie he was pretty sure he was gonna die because he'd seen a bird hit their window. He's still not sure where that thought came from. Nero only sneaked a few horror movies a month. Maybe.

He gives a semi-flustered laugh, scratching the back of his head.]
Come on, man, you guys know I'm working! Maeve'll kill me if one of the cows so much as moos one too many times. [The kids laugh -- there's definitely a hint of on-going tales of the Adventures of Cows in the sound.] I dunno, most of my stories have, like, fights and shit. [The kids makes a more secretive noise at the slip of a curse.] Feels kinda weird messing with your story. Unless your jade bird can already transform into a spaceship.
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[personal profile] vengeanceinside 2022-06-07 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Nero waves a hand at this particular little teacher's pet, because he's gotten way more laughs out of his curses than condemnations, and he knows the kid's gonna end up thinking they're funny, anyway.

Mostly because it's the way of kids. Whatever is forbidden is alluring or funny. One or the other. Or both.

Though he's surprised by the offer, after a second of deliberation, he shakes his head.]
Sure, if you want to. You guys never get sick of getting on my nerves anyway, huh?

[He gives a rub into a kid's hair which is real close to a noogie; a blonde boy named Arne whose mother Nero knows from her purchases of the farm's cheeses. She bakes a mean cheesebread with them, sprinkled all over the top, and Arne's definitely tried sneaking into the wheelbarrow more than once, as if Nero wouldn't notice the weight. (Okay, to be fair, he hardly does.)

The offer's not bad. Get his work done, entertain the kids. Nero picks the wheelbarrow up with one arm and doesn't seem to be weighed down at all by several children inside of it.]
Like a round robin? Yeah, why not? Not promising nothing won't turn into a spaceship, though.

[What? They're cool.]