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Phoenix Wright ([personal profile] iobject) wrote in [community profile] abraxaslogs2021-07-08 02:08 am

1st Turnabout ⚖ July Catch-All

WHO | Phoenix and Friends
WHAT | Catch all for July
WHERE | Anywhere and everywhere
WHEN | July
WARNINGS | None at this time.

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[personal profile] stealsthetruth 2021-07-10 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[The last few days have been particularly rough for Kay! Phoenix has no doubt heard by now that two of her former cell mates, including Estinien have gone missing and are presumed dead, so that's been, uh... A bummer? To say the least? She also feels more than a little bit bad about leaving Relena alone down there, but Kay knows she can at least do a lot more for her and all the other prisoners from up here.

You'd never guess about any of those worries by looking at her right now anyway, because she's just absolutely jazzed about not having to be in the dungeon anymore. The shackles come off, and she's immediately raising her arms over her head and stretching in the most exaggerated way possible, doing little punches at the air, and grinning with absolute glee at the restoration of her full range of motion.

Poor sweet Phoenix, you have no idea what you've just unleashed.]


Are you kidding me? I've had MORE than enough of this place, let's get the heck out of here!

[She is already heading for the stairs before she even finishes that statement.]
stealsthetruth: (Explain you a thing)

[personal profile] stealsthetruth 2021-07-11 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Bleh! Right. Probation. [Kay exhales huffily, turning to face Phoenix; she's got the back of her head resting on both hands, elbows up in the air as she walks the next few paces backwards like the goddamn anime character she truly is.]

Doesn't he know probation should be reserved for petty criminals? It's not meant for Great Thieves like me. [But she does get Phoenix's point, quickly adding:] But I'll be careful. I promise. I don't have to be nice to that guy though, do I? Because if that's the case, I think it might be better if I just stay away from him as much as possible.
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[personal profile] stealsthetruth 2021-07-11 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[She looks ponderous for a moment.]

Hmmm... First thing's first, how about we visit a wardrobe, so I can clean up and get some different clothes? I know I'm a Thief and all, but prison chic isn't really my style.
stealsthetruth: (smug)

Hopefully you don't mind me handwaving ahead a bit

[personal profile] stealsthetruth 2021-07-11 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[The first thing she can't help but notice is Phoenix's space, which is very much akin to how she happens to keeps her own room back home. So, they have that much in common. In stark contrast, Edgeworth is ALWAYS organized, and he always had Detective Gumshoe keep his office spotlessly clean, so she can't help but privately laugh a little at the difference there.

She's distracted from that thought when Phoenix points out the clothing.]


Oh, neat! Thanks Mr. Wright!

[She bounds over and scoops them up gratefully. Her eyes skim briefly over the bed, too, and it takes a lot of self-restraint not to just fling herself on it immediately because holy crap a real bed that isn't just a horrible prickly straw mattress. It's really exciting to see, but this is no time for napping!]

Alright, next question, it's one of the gravest importance: Where can a Thief get a dang bath around here?

[Hopefully he doesn't mind if she takes a bit to get ready. After several weeks in a jail cell, poor girl needs to pamper herself a bit with some basic hygiene before she's up for anything else.

Some time later, by whatever means are available, she's all cleaned up and changed. Kay is feeling like a million bucks, even if the clothing available to her leaves a lot to be desired in terms of stylishness. Which is not Phoenix's fault; Kay was never holding her breath on the hope that the Thorneans might have clothes in her exact style handy. She'll just have to re-accessorize on her own when she gets the chance.

Actually, she already has at least one idea, which she announces as she comes back into the room.]


Y'know, I think I might give this a wash and keep it. [She holds up her prison tunic, to clarify.] I bet I can repurpose it into something neat!
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[personal profile] stealsthetruth 2021-07-13 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, you're not far off! Although I was thinking of something more like a scarf... I mean, if I spent all that time in prison, I might as well keep some memento of it, right? Maybe it'll boost my thief cred!

[It's really not outwardly clear if she's joking about this or not.]
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[personal profile] stealsthetruth 2021-07-14 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Just accessories, mostly. Which reminds me, I'm going to have to make a new Yatagarasu badge when I get the chance...

[As she talks, she balls the tunic up and lobs it over to what she assumes is now her bed, figuring she'll just deal with that later. The motion of throwing the garment leads easily into her taking another moment to revel in finally having her hands free of those stupid cuffs; Kay flexes her her throwing arm, rolls her shoulders, and punches one fist into her open palm. She's clean, she's in more comfortable clothes, and she's not in jail anymore. She's feeling more energized than ever.]

Geez, I feel like an entirely new person! You know what? This calls for a proper re-introduction, since you didn't get the full experience before. Ahem...

[She does not wait for an answer from Phoenix, and is already striking a heroic pose. For a moment, her head is tilted down, eyes closed as she centers herself. Abruptly, she looks up again, eyes now open. There is a grin on her face. She is holding direct eye contact. It is a terrifying flex, but the even greater flex than THAT is how she immediately starts rattling off her own goddamn team rocket style motto, projecting every word loud and clear:]

Even in the depths of night, when no other bird dares to take flight, one alone soars to shine the light of righteousness on the world's blight! And that one is me! For I am the Great Thief, Yatagarasu!

...But you can just keep calling me Kay if you'd rather. Or "my assistant" works too, since I'm stealing that position, effective immediately. Lucky for you this won't be my first gig as an assistant to a defense attorney instead of a prosecutor!
stealsthetruth: (Yes DO go on...)

[personal profile] stealsthetruth 2021-07-15 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
[She already has two murder accusations under her belt, what are the odds of getting a THIRD one?]

Oh! Ray Shields! Do you know him? Umm... Sort of wiry looking, scruffy little beard... Wears a sharp looking hat? Always starts off conversations asking people for hugs?

[It's subtle, but it doesn't look or sound like she approves of the last bit very much.]
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[personal profile] stealsthetruth 2021-07-15 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kay laughs. Yeah, Phoenix gets it.]

Oh totally. He gets all flustered and makes this really funny face, like this. [She scrunches her face into a very pained/pinched expression to show what she means.] Mr. Edgeworth still manages to stay polite about it, though. [She crosses her arms at her chest, snorting softly.] Me, I just turn him down flat.

[It doesn't help that Shields seems to ask Kay more often than he does anyone else. Which seem to just be a teasing thing more than anything genuinely creepy, but she really would like to tell him to knock it off next time they see each other.]

Anyway, he's the head of the law office that Mr. Edgeworth's father used to run! Sounds like he was even the old Mr. Edgeworth's assistant back in the day, when you guys were still little kids. Pretty crazy how that stuff works, huh?
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[personal profile] stealsthetruth 2021-07-16 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Oh right, I guess you would've known his dad, huh? That's nuts! [Said with a big goofy grin on her face, as usual.] Yeah, Mr. Shields was giving off some SERIOUSLY bad vibes towards Mr. Edgeworth when he first showed up. He kept mentioning von Karma...

[Kay doesn't know the details of DL-6, but she does know all about the case that Gregory and Manfred had been clashing over in court the day that Manfred got his first penalty. And she knows Manfred was Miles' teacher, and Franziska's father.]

...They got over it, though. Gummy and me just had to be Mr. Edgeworth's hype crew for a bit.
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[personal profile] stealsthetruth 2021-07-17 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kay grins a little sheepishly. It feels weird to be thanked on someone else's behalf, but she also appreciates the acknowledgement of her efforts.]

Heheh... But y'know what? I guess that's something me and our Mr. Edgeworth have in common. My dad didn't really like Mr. von Karma either. I mean.... He tried to set a good example, so he never actually said anything rude about the guy to me, but I could tell they didn't get along. [Going to court to watch her father argue cases, and visiting him at the prosecutor's office... Manfred made a few ominous cameos in a number of Kay's memories. And he was there at court the day that Byrne was murdered, too.]

[She shakes her head a little, banishing that train of thought.]

...A-anyway, he always freaked me out, too. [And she let him know it, too.] TOTALLY creepy vibes.
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[personal profile] stealsthetruth 2021-07-18 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah the vibe in this conversation is feeling more and more lousy the longer they continue to talk about The Ultimate Bastard. The only saving grace here is that it the vibe COULD be downright hostile, if Kay actually knew the full extent of just how little Manfred thought of her father. In the duration of one conversation alone he'd call Byrne an imbecile, a weakling, and of course, a fool.

Too bad she didn't kick him in the butt at court that day.]


Yeah, that tracks with what little I know about the guy. [Kay crosses her arms, making a show of shivering with discomfort at the very thought of him.] Anyway, let's forget about him! Gives me the heebie jeebies just to picture him. And don't we have work to be doing, anyway?
stealsthetruth: (Yes DO go on...)

[personal profile] stealsthetruth 2021-07-18 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! Alright. I guess I could do with a bite to eat!

[Actually she's kind of starving, but she'd been so fixated on diving right into casework that she hadn't even considered food as a thing to pay attention to.]
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[personal profile] stealsthetruth 2021-07-20 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Jeez Mr. Wright, what do you take me for, some kind of food-crazy slob?

[She's teasing, of course; flashes him a grin before heading over to take a look at what's available.

What she winds up doing, though, is making a little to-go bag out of some napkins stuffed with whatever easily portable comestibles are available. And then a second one stuffed with desserts, assuming there are some available. It's not all for her; some of it she wants to bring to Relena as soon as she possibly.

More to the point, Phoenix is about to discover that Kay Faraday rarely ever just sits and slowly enjoys a meal if she can help it. As soon as she has what she wants, she's right back over to him with both bundles in one hand, and a dinner roll in the other.]


Alright, let's get moving! Where to next?
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[personal profile] stealsthetruth 2021-07-26 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kay's eyes practically bug out of her head in excitement. She'd almost forgotten! That's a thing she can learn now, now that she's free! Actual magic spells!]

Um, DUH yeah, let's GO!

[She nyooms ahead out of the dining hall before she even finishes speaking, despite the fact that she has no idea where she's going, and has to double back almost immediately once she realizes her mistake.]

Whoops! Um. No Ambroses in the hall up ahead. Scouting mission successful! Let's proceed!