[ CLOSED ] so hold your fire

[gynvael]

Who: Geralt + Various
When: August
Where: Cadens, Horizon
What: Catch-all for the month
Warnings: Drawing blood, medical talk, talk of experiments, headbanging, moglad



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[gynvael]

[ He refrains from telling Nadine he'd rather slice his hand and fill a cup and be some with it. It's the lab equipment he isn't fond of. Specifically syringes. He eyes it for a moment before looking away.

He also makes no mention that he doesn't require a painkiller. She apparently has a process and he's willing to go along without disrupting it. The ointment tingles, leaves his skin vaguely numb in a way that's mostly annoying.

His eyebrow goes up. His reply is deadpan, with the smallest edge of a tease. ]

You know Witchers are incapable of jokes.

[nadine_he_loves]

[Nadine snorts at that.]

Oh that's bullshit.

[She finishes her preparations and looks up.]

Knock-knock jokes are big in my world. They always have the same set up, with one person asking and one person answering. And the answers are always the same, 'who's there?' and then repeating the answer followed by 'who?'.

[While she talks, Nadine is getting her syringe in position. Her tone stays light but engaging, trying to keep Geralt's attention on what she's saying, not what she's doing.]

Like this. Knock knock? Who's there. Cow says. Cow says who? No! Cow says moo!

[She jabs him on the 'no' and by 'moo' is withdrawing it just as swiftly.]

[gynvael]

[ It doesn't quite work, though it's not for a lack of trying. He's certain it's effective on others. Small children in particular. He simply, you know. Has been trained to pay attention to everything at once. There's a vague squint as the vial fills with blood. Nadine will find it isn't much different than anyone else's blood beyond the way it reacts to certain substances.

And maybe how quickly it clots.

He huffs, faintly amused—less by the joke, and more by Nadine's sincerity when she tells it. ] How many of those have you memorized?

[ Jaskier would probably like them. ]

[nadine_he_loves]

Way too many of them. Call and response is a tried and true trick to get kids to focus and shift their attention to me.

[She's already unscrewing the vial of blood to lock it away with a careful and coded label. Nadine knows Geralt doesn't need any gauze over the injection point.]

And that's it, you're all done. I have everything I need to be able to diagnose you if I ever have to. I'd offer you a piece of candy for your trouble, but I know you're not the biggest fan of candy.

[gynvael]

Vesemir could've used that.

[ He slides off the lab table, unwilling to linger on it for too long. Hopes she never needs to have to diagnose him, to be frank. That would mean he encountered something that truly fucked him up.

He's escaped the worst of much so far. Other than a near-death scenario or two. That isn't too many. ]

Keep the vodka around. [ He retrieves his cloak. Dust storms out there today. ] I'll let you prod me with more needles.