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Michael ([personal profile] familysucks) wrote in [community profile] abraxaslogs2023-05-23 11:50 pm

[Closed]

Who: Michael & Eddie; Michael & Claire; Michael & Lucifer; Michael & Wanda
When: May/June
Where: Solvunn, Horizon
What: May quest threads and other closed starters
Warnings: None yet, will add as required
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[personal profile] satanicpanics 2023-06-05 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
You’re damn right I’m giving up without trying!

[ There are some things Eddie is pretty sure he doesn’t need to try. Goats are easy--herbivorous, mostly docile and harmless if you can avoid their horns and keep your good clothes from turning into their afternoon snack. But bears…bears are carnivores with sharp teeth, even sharper claws and, yeah, just “a few” pounds on him. Eddie is trying his best these days, doing what he can to shake off some of his lingering cowardice, and he really has seen things become easier to handle over the months, but unfortunately, fear isn’t something that he can just will away entirely.

As his presumably-human shield vanishes, he panics, halfway whirling around in an attempt to spot him again, but desperately trying to keep the bear in his line of vision as well. He flails a bit as he’s shove forward, closer to the massive animal still lumbering slowly towards him.
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Hey—oh, come on, dude! Shit, shit, shit, shit...

[ He shakes out his hands anxiously and tries to think on his toes, tries to dredge up some snippet of knowledge that may be floating around in his memory about bears. He was never into the whole camping thing, but been an avid reader for his entire life, and he must have learned something over the years. Don’t run away, make yourself look as big as possible, make noise. That sounds right, doesn’t it? Or maybe that’s mountain lions…but either way, if Michael isn’t going to help, it’s what he’s got to work with.

So he steels himself as best he can, claps his hand, and from somewhere overhead, a loud electric guitar riff plays. Eddie’s been putting his spells down for months, feeling they’re really good for nothing more than dramatics and a quick distraction, but a distraction is sort of what he needs right now. And it is loud; loud enough to slow and disorient the bear as it struggles to find the source of the noise.
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Okay! Okay, um…

[ That seems to offer Eddie a bit more confidence. He raises his hands (and his stick) over his head, and calls to the bear in his best high fantasy voice: ]

Retreat! Retreat now, or face the wrath of Eddie the Banished!

[ He only squeaks a little when the bear takes another step towards him and sniffs the air, but he holds his ground. ]

Seriously, dude, it’s gonna be bad news if you stick around. I mean, like, full on airhorn, dude.

[ The bear simply blinks, seemingly waffling between retreating and just coming closer. It could easily take the human string bean in front of it, after all, but Eddie panics and does the first thing his brain tells him to do. He holds the stick in front of him like a spear and starts running towards the bear at full speed, yelling as loudly as he can. There's not a single thought in his mind about what he’s going to do when he actually reaches the bear, but luckily, he doesn’t need to worry about it. Somehow, that does the job. The bear startles and takes off in the opposite direction, leaving Eddie to stand there, totally baffled that it actually worked. When the bear is safely over the horizon, he turns towards Michael again, a slow grin creeping across his face. ]

Did…did you see that? You saw that, right? Holy shit, dude!
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[personal profile] satanicpanics 2023-06-12 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ Eddie lets out a little bark of laughter, more disbelief than victory, glancing over his shoulder one last time to be certain the bear is actually gone and hasn’t started back in their direction.

The sheer weight of what he just did seems to catch up to him by the second and while he’s more than happy to slap Michael’s hand, as he goes to take his place beside the pole once more, he opts to take a seat on the grass, looking just a little dazed and exhausted. To someone as nervous as Eddie, it’s no small feat to scare off a bear on your own. He just needs a moment.
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Huh? Oh, the, uh—?

[ He gestures upward vaguely and drags a hand down his face. ]

Yeah, I can’t do that back home. Not that people would react well if I could, but that’s strictly a here thing, you know? I’ve mainly been using it when I enter taverns and shit. I guess it finally came in handy for something else.
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[personal profile] satanicpanics 2023-06-16 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Abraxan magic.

[ He echoes weakly, brushing his mussed hair away from his eyes. He’s not going to pass out, but he absolutely doesn’t think he can handle another bear. Even another goat might be a bit too much right now. It falls onto your shoulder now, Michael. ]

Uh—well, I can do full riffs when I concentrate. You know, like—

[ He demonstrates on his own, humming the intro to Smoke on the Water, if only because it’s the most popular and well-known riff he can think of. ]

It’s only ever guitar, though. Which is fine for now, but considering I don’t have the rest of my band here, it’d be cool if I could use it to be a one-man band or something. I dunno.
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[personal profile] satanicpanics 2023-06-24 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ Eddie doesn’t move from his spot on the ground, but his gaze keeps flickering toward the horizon—just in case. He had his moment of bravery, and now anxiety is setting in once more. He can’t see there being a repeat performance, and he’s not taking any chances. ]

Yeah, I hear the Free Cities is where it’s at for that type of shit.

[ Not that he has any desire to switch factions. His allegiance is flimsy, but switching is difficult and expensive to do, and he likes the people he’s met in Solvunn. But there’s a wistful note in his voice. Playing solo isn’t the wort thing in the world, but he misses playing with a band. ]

Uh—not really? I mean—most rock music is made up of the same four chords so I’m just sort of rearranging them. It’s not like I’m doing anything big.