Jesper Fahey (
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WHO: Jesper Fahey and you!
WHAT: Catch-all for the rest of March!
WHERE: Cadens and Horizon!
WHEN: Throughout March
various starters (all open)
message at waftingcurtains if you have ideas or just wildcard it up!
WHAT: Catch-all for the rest of March!
WHERE: Cadens and Horizon!
WHEN: Throughout March
message at waftingcurtains if you have ideas or just wildcard it up!
yay \o/!!
She considers letting him know that, actually, she's been having the time of her life of late, but then he says 'virgin' and she's momentarily flummoxed. Because fuck, she is a virgin, and she feels the nasty betrayal of heat rising from beneath her collar. Is that really something people would be interested in? They wouldn't just think she's a weird late-starting loser for being stuck on a hell planet surrounded by skeletons and ghastly old people her whole life? Her step falters, just for a second. But she's quick to recover herself.
"Really?" she says, the tone of her voice bordering on sceptical, "people actually like it if you say yo, I've never fucked anyone in my life. Wanna volunteer as tribute?"
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It hasn't occurred to him that she would worry about the word, she's been rather upfront with him about him, although he does know that other people do worry about it. He's teased them before, but mostly because in his view, everyone's been a virgin before. It's not a big deal, or it doesn't have to be.
"Sure, it's worked on me." Not that Jesper has ever really needed to be persuaded to have sex, but he has a conquest list a mile long. "There is a certain narcissism to being someone's first. You're giving them an experience they've never had before, you'll never be forgotten." Jesper tries to make certain that's true of everyone he's been with, but you know, especially first timers!
"Obviously don't just go up to a woman and that be the first thing you say, although if you drop it into conversations, they'll pick up on it. Like that you were raised by nuns and Cadens is exciting with all its freedoms." Jesper picked up on it that way, after all. "The best thing about being a virgin is no one expects you to be good. They'll want to teach you. You just get to have fun."
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"I'll add in the part about how ancient and riddled with arthritis the nuns were, for good measure. You know, leave them thinking, oh you poor hot darling, however did you cope?" at which point she could lay in with the funny innuendo whilst hoping her looks and the laughs will carry her through.
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Jesper pulls her into one of the more populated taverns because that gives her a higher chance of success. He knows people everywhere so the bartender even nods at him. "I'm here to buy my sister a drink, she's new in town!" He says that particularly loudly, and explains when he ushers her to come up to the bar next to him.
"So they don't think we're here together." If she's seen engaged in conversation with Jesper and he's giving her advice, it could easily look like a date. This removes that, even though really they don't look alike. Who's going to argue with them?